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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #280 on: February 15, 2011, 03:24:06 PM »
haha  :mrgreen:

I think the place needs a little spice. I'm just the man to do it. Where's moxie did he get wacked?

Wow, you have been gone a while!
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #281 on: February 15, 2011, 03:32:29 PM »
Wow, you have been gone a while!

Or not paying attention.   :kidding:
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« Reply #282 on: February 16, 2011, 05:19:36 PM »
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
 
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its  head  before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)
 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
 
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
 
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
 
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out?)
 
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
 
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
 
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #283 on: February 17, 2011, 07:03:32 PM »
Yeah.

ya I always knewe you'd lose it someday and have a member wacked. Well done sir!  :mrgreen:




"The upper class: keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.  The middle class: pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.  The poor are there...just to scare the shit out of the middle class."

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #284 on: February 17, 2011, 07:08:55 PM »
Wow, you have been gone a while!

I'm always around. Just not posting as much. People don't seem to think I'm such an annoying troll anymore so I've had nothing to say recently. I contribute nothing to the forum. My goal is every posters leaves and I'll be the only one left.

Its like my fantasy owning land in the middle of nowhere living there alone and sitting on a chair in the middle of the land at night with my loyal dog and shotgun in hand daring strangers to enter my land.

 




"The upper class: keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.  The middle class: pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.  The poor are there...just to scare the shit out of the middle class."

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #285 on: February 17, 2011, 10:23:27 PM »
My goal is every posters leaves and I'll be the only one left.

Really.  Ever hear of that song FU  :mrgreen:
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #286 on: February 18, 2011, 01:14:42 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9RCaRv-_jQ

 :A_laughing_matter: :A_laughing_matter: :A_laughing_matter: :A_laughing_matter:

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #287 on: April 23, 2011, 01:31:16 AM »
Did anyone see the Rebbeca Black Friday song???
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #288 on: October 20, 2014, 12:38:55 AM »
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 :mrgreen: :evil :mrgreen: :suspicious :shake: :rolleyes

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #289 on: October 23, 2014, 06:36:26 PM »
Someone say my name I've been sleeping for a longtime. What the hell happened its so inactive here. 'Docawesome' what was I thinking? Need a more mature name.



"The upper class: keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.  The middle class: pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.  The poor are there...just to scare the shit out of the middle class."

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #290 on: October 23, 2014, 06:36:54 PM »
Shsnnsnsssshs
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Djdndndn this is for metal



"The upper class: keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.  The middle class: pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.  The poor are there...just to scare the shit out of the middle class."

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #291 on: December 23, 2014, 06:57:09 PM »

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #292 on: February 13, 2015, 11:35:11 PM »
Sometimes bottled water doesn't taste good. Like nestle water, awful.



"The upper class: keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.  The middle class: pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.  The poor are there...just to scare the shit out of the middle class."

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #293 on: February 14, 2015, 12:58:58 AM »
Ever since I started buying reverse-osmosis water, even spring water tastes off. Dasani being the worst of the bottled water, imo.
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #294 on: February 17, 2015, 01:04:22 PM »
I've never enjoyed bottled water.  I enjoy the taste the copper pipes give the water!

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #295 on: February 18, 2015, 08:56:26 PM »
Copper pipes? Lol what is that?



"The upper class: keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.  The middle class: pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.  The poor are there...just to scare the shit out of the middle class."

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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #296 on: February 19, 2015, 01:10:06 AM »
Copper pipes? Lol what is that?

You see, sonny, back in my day..................................
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #297 on: February 24, 2015, 03:58:06 PM »
Why buy water when it comes out of the tap for free. 


Remember Evian spelled backwards is naive. 
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #298 on: February 24, 2015, 11:24:56 PM »
Why buy water when it comes out of the tap for free. 


Remember Evian spelled backwards is naive.

Personally, I can't stand the taste of tap water. Paying less than $4 for an 18L jug of reverse-osmosis water is worth it.
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Re: The Official Useless Thread
« Reply #299 on: February 27, 2015, 08:15:36 AM »
I have no issues with tap water.  However, we do have the large jugs of water as we are on a well.  Even though we have a fancy water filtration system, we didn't have one until recently, and the water tasted fine.  We more have the water jugs as my wife can't get past the idea of drinking well water.  You go a block from us to my in-laws and the water is terrible, sulphuric, even with an insane water filtration system.  Without their system, the water is black.