But not near as bad as a drunken Roman centurion, with a faulty mic trying to rally the fans.
I have to agree.

So true!!
The 'why not us' slogan was borrowed from the Boston Red Sox, by the way, and it worked out nicely for them at the time 
Yeah...the Flyers should be so lucky to have the same outcome!

I guess, for me, it just sounds kind of pitiful!